[M] Birds and The Bees | Iriel

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no surrender no | trigger fingers go

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Today was one of those rare times when it was the night for Taiki to treat himself to nothing but the best and screw everyone else.. Tonight was a very special night and Taiki was finally getting the chance to celebrate lots of things such as his wonderful reunion with his brother and his latest successful mission among other things. Those two things alone seemed like a good enough reason for Taiki to finally let loose. Taiki looked around confused, why was he here? When did he even get here? Taiki pressed the palm of his hand to the middle of his eyebrows and pressed firmly to try and recall what had been happening so far tonight and why he was at a brothel...
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A couple hours earlier...
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"Oi fawking bartender, one more over here, the strongest you've got!" Taiki spoke with utmost confidence. Tonight he was actually going to get drunk. It took quite a few more drinks than Taiki had expected but after his 5th or 6th drink he was finally feeling the effects of the infamous alcohol. "Siiittt" he slurred to the poor soul that had taken up the seat next to Taiki, "Yooo wwut some?" he said holding his drinking before cackling and taking his drink back quickly, "Too sloooww!" It didn't take long for two burly looking men approached Taiki from behind, placing their hands on his shoulders. He looked at the bartender confused, "W-wat?" he stuttered. The bartender replied rather coolly, asking Taiki to leave calmly or he'd be forced to leave.
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This is precisely when all hell broke loose and Taiki went full rambo mode...ish. He quickly elbowed the guy to his right, in the face and then gut punched the guy on his left before quickly grabbing his drink and downing the rest of it. The two burly men quickly recovered from the surprise attack and gripped Taiki firmly by his biceps and promptly dragged his kicking and crying ass out of the bar and threw him into the street, warning him that if he ever came back he would be thrown out immediately. "Whatever, your bar sucks anyways!" he yelled back the best he could as he clumsily rose to his feet. 
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Back to present...
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Taiki was staring at a couple flirting and began laughing because he was still drunk and couldn't completely hold it back, but also the male seemed to be completely confused as to what the girl was trying to get the guy to do. "Hey mate!" He called out as he stumbled over. It had been long enough for his to be able to string words together but the part of his brain that helped him make conscious decisions still wasn't all together for him. "She's trying to show you a good time tonight!" he said with a retarded looking wink as he put his arm around the guy and looked at the girl, "So baby, what can you do for the two of us? I've got the money no worries.."
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