Cain Martinez; Mr. Vanillia

Cain Martinez,

This is gospel for the fallen ones

Cain is extremely lazy, and can be quite snarky. He is often seen wearing a blank expression on his face, and spends his days lounging around reading girly-magazines while imparting wisdom upon anyone who visits his comfy little hubble, even if he doesn't actually know what he's talking about most of the time. Due to his poverty and unwillingness to do mostly anything, he is always behind on his rent and often persuades his landlord to give him a few days to collect it or even let him off for the month. He often blows all of his savings on betting on sports events, and gambling games such as three card monte However, even though he is lazy most of the time, Cain is quite dedicated to his jobs, and tries to help people to the best of his ability (albeit usually in very strange and twisted ways). He also has a quite dirty mind, often hounding any woman he deems attractive.

Cain stands at 6’0 even, and weighs 209 pounds, average for a male his age. Cain’s silvery-blue hair is in a perpetually messy state, which is sometimes slicked back when it gets into his eyes. He has chestnut eyes that are usually half-lidded creating his usual bored expression accompanied by his usually partly frowning mouth. He has, sharper, almost devilish low-arched eyebrows, his left of which is cut at the exact center, aligned with the scar under his left eye. Although few of his friends of similar proportions were much rounder and either fatter or more muscular he somehow managed to maintain a lanky, tall build. His muscles are outlined in his arms, calves, and thighs, showing visible muscle definition in those lower regions. He maintains a strong posture most of the time, however in his expression and temperament, it is obvious that he’s a very laid back person, showing no sign of stress or dismay. When sitting, his default position is kicked back , legs up, hands behind his head, and nonchalantly whistling, or sometimes signing without care. He isn’t the most impressive male specimen but, he makes up for it with a great personality or atleast what little personality he shows.



Cain prefers a comfortable but homey look: shorts, and long/short sleeved shirts, perfect for going about the city or lounging on the couch. He prefers wearing clothes with a mix of white, black, and blue. Consistently he dawns a long sleeved fitted white long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, black sweatpants, and black sneakers. When it comes to winter and fall, Cain is sadly unprepared, he figures he can handle the cold with ease. As much as he hates formal wear, he will often dawn a suit when he feels the need.. 

Parents
Mother: Unknown (deceased)
Father: Unknown (deceased)

Siblings
Brother/Sister: Unknown (presumed deceased)

Extended Family
Grandfather: Otis (living, whereabouts unknown)


Cain knows nothing of his biological parents, only that they both died, when he was around four, by the hand of a Magi or so that’s what his grandfather tells him. Growing up Cain didn’t grow into a deranged Magi hunter hell bent on revenge, no, instead Cain grew into an underachiever, not caring for Magi or anyone else for that matter except for any potential girl friends of course, which he had none.

His Grandfather was hard pressed to turn Cain into a hunter, a slayer of the filth known as Magi, but at the age of 18, Cain had a different plan, opting to move out of his grandfather’s place and moving into an apartment in the slums of the city, doing odd jobs to keep his rent up. The Slums grew into Cain’s safe haven, his cramped little apartment when properly renovated became his personal lounge to be as lazy as he pleases. At the age of 20 Cain became a shut in all together, neglecting going anywhere but work and to the local stores to retrieve food items and clothing. His world consisted of little more than watcing television, working out weekly, reading jump and napping. Cain’s boring little world kept him entertained up to the age of 22.

At 22, howling loneliness caught up to Cain, realizing everyone around him was happy and either married or dating and he was little more than a shut in with no one but himself. He tried dating but, time and time again he’d find a way to screw up, either being too pushy or not committed enough. Luckily for Cain, he discovered the world of girly-magazines, filling the void of women relatively quickly, who needed a companion when you could just open a magazine and boom there they were.

At 24, Cain is still the no good, slacker he always was, now landing a cozy job that pays him well enough to live in a better part of the city. 

- Unarmed Combat I: You know the basics and can hold your own in a street fight. He's useful in a street fight against other humans but anything else is a no go.




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[b]Ginatama, Gintoki[/b] as [i]Cain Martinez[/i]