Smash 'em With a Hammer! ~Valeria's Plotter~

VALERIA WYTHER

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HUMAN

BISEXUAL

SINGLE

A fiercely loyal friend, this is the one person who will always have your back. Once you are friends with Valeria, she will drop whatever she is doing usually to help you. She is not a generally mistrusting person but expects the same loyalty that she dishes out. Betray her and you will have made an enemy for life.

Ironically enough, it isn't a totally easy task to become her enemy. If you touch her friends or family, she will murder you or at least hunt you fort he rest of her life. If you hurt her, she can usually get over it but don't touch those closest to her or else your dead. Also, if you eat the last pancake you are dead to her!

Romance is not the first thing on Valeria's mind. If you wish to be her lover she may do a one night stand if you can beat her in a fight, but other than that she really isn't into relationships. Boys, girls, it doesn't really matter to her. If you can drink her under the table, you might have a better shot than most. You are more than welcome to give the relationship route a try with her though, she is open to almost anything even if it isn't really her thing.

Mineral, vegetable, or animal? Possibly a god? What would you like? Not a friend, not a foe, not anything in particular? Possibly just an acquantance or business partnership? Maybe an employer looking for a hit-woman. This is where all those mysteries go!